hah reminds of that commonwealth bank ad from a few years back with the two female friends, ones like "your pregnant!!" the others like "umm no"

classic

But this is where it got really ackward.. Her BF's mum actually wanted to talk to me so i was left trying to cover my tracks for the next 5 minutes while she looked more than uncomfortable

I mean dont get me wrong, no ones perfect so if they arent size 8 with DD's* its not the end of the world








* Waits for the chicks of pdiddy to respond- Good name for a calender that!

Foot in mouth disease Matt?

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Buy her a treadmill for christmas Mat, subtle

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+1 for treadmill..... dont be too forward in what your suggesting lol

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Pit Crew, shit talker.

gym membership?

HAHA Mat! NEVER mention a girls weight unless it's in a positive way, even if she asks for the truth and promises not to take it the wrong way NEVER!

And NEVER EVER assume a girls pregnant EVER! Wait until your told.

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New Beast to arrive April 2015 - 365hp, 450nm, 0-100 in 4.4sec. AMG Goodness!

spot the whipped male!!!! ^^^^^

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And I know it!

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365hp and 515nm

New Beast to arrive April 2015 - 365hp, 450nm, 0-100 in 4.4sec. AMG Goodness!

Or just tell them theyre fat every time so they stop asking

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