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Epic Bank Pickup Fail
Had someone at the bank emailing me for something, I replied with a dinner offer, epic fail on my behalf:
---- Hi Stefan, Not sure if you received my email the other day - Application Number: XXXXXX You will be required to provide 2 blah blah blah If you need me to book you into a branch then i can do that for you - just let me know. XXX Thanks - have a nice xmas and new yrs Regards, ---- Thankyou, I was just about to call as the previous email was missing the reference number, do you know if any branches in my 6025 postcode are open tommorow morning? Regards Stefan ---- Sorry About that! - My Fault. I searched XXX and XXX for you - im assuming they would be closest to you - They are both closed. However - XXXX is open (Its about 10-15 mins past XXX) I can book you an appointment there if you would like - Just let me know what time suits you best Thanks! Regards, ---- Only if you let me take you out to dinner :P... Ok that sounds good What are there opening hours? Thanks Stefan ----- Hahaha - I dont think that would go down too well within our company guidelines somehow! I can definately still make you the appointment though! Thanks Stefan Regards, ----- For dinner or the bank? You have my phone I don't mind if you slip me a sly SMS on the side. Any time tommorow is fine by me. P.S. I won't tell if you dont. Cheers ----- Hahahahahaha I've booked you in @ XXXX at 10:00 am with XXXX XXXX (shes a great consultant - i used to work with her ) Once again - big no-no with company policies - as lovely as your offer is Let me know if you have any questions and i'll be happy to help. Thanks Stefan! Regards, ----- No worries thank you very much, I see that you have a low interest rate. Thanks Stefan ---- Haha - Thats a good one! Once again - Company Policy - Would love to but we have pretty strict regulations about customer privacy etc - legal stuff. Hope you have a good weekend planned! Make the most of this nice weather! Regards, ---- Ahhh where did I go wrong?
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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does." Last edited by wannabox; 19-12-2008 at 02:24 PM. |
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haha low "interest" rate. should've told her you want to make a "deposit"
Last edited by trusti rex; 19-12-2008 at 02:30 PM. |
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Chloroform / Brick works much more effectively than that shite
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She knows your finances and thinks your prospects are as good as spottydogs motors?
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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does." |
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I admire your style Nice try.
I dont know if it's possible to tell from an email, but she sounds hot. Actually, come to think of it, had you ever met this girl/lady before?
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Any pics? Nudes?
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ROFL I have no idea who she is, does this mean I might be in with a chance?
---- Not a problem at all - It was my pleasure I live up your way so you never know who you can bump into these days! - Small world! Regards,
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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does." |
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Yeah definately would've thrown "deposit" and "withdrawal" in there somewhere!
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ROFL, guys were telling me to go with "Do I need to make a withdrawal before I can deposit"
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LOL HEY GUYS IM JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "Usually. Some guys can only dribble while others can shoot three pointers, so it might not make any difference how far they shoot. But in my case, it does." |
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