Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.

West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up
front.

Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her
big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy
on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to
accept it gracefully.

Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent
years and has gone completely off the rails.

Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want
to yawn.

Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it
can get ugly.

Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her
every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.

Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back
for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and
dirty.

Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.

Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.

haha did you think of that yourself?

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love the dirt!!....
|RALLYCHIC|

thats neat

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you mirin?

AWESOME! Would say the Dons are Angelina Jolie though! We love drafting young kids!

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[COLOR="Red"]I have the right foot of Subaru death![/COLOR]

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365hp and 515nm

New Beast to arrive April 2015 - 365hp, 450nm, 0-100 in 4.4sec. AMG Goodness!

Unfortunetly not. Just one of many humourous emails I receive throughout my day in the office.

Oh! Coffee break time!

Wow. Now everyone can understand football!!

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Speed doesn't kill. Suddenly becoming stationary does!

hahaha like it!!!!

the things we do to avoid work hey



GET BACK TO WORK lol

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wrxless :(

haha they are saying these on nova 937 right now. must of gotten around.

funny shite
if there was a team made up of Krystal's from BB06, imagine what it would be like watching them run around the field