I recommend carrying a paintball marker loaded with marbles.

yeah i've had eggs thrown at my car before, luckily i had a car full of mates who all got out and chased the bastards that did it back to their home. the end result they pissed all over the guys car coz he ran inside and wudnt kum out.

in a seperate incident i was riding my bike and i had a beer bottle thrown at me which shattered on my knee. sumhow it didnt leave a mark on me

there are sum real wankers out there. just gotta keep your eye open i guess

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Evolution 8 MR

Forester GT

some wanker threw a beer bottle at my little brother while he was walking home. To bad the idiot then turned into his dead end st and parked his car. Going to go visit him this weekend and return to bottle to his car

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Mazda CX-7
Mitsubishi Evo X MR

my brother got bricked on his dirt bike a couple years ago by some fat mole.. also people do it unknowingly but when i ride behind some cars and they toss ciggy butts out the window. shits me.

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wot did the 5 fingers say to the face........SLAP!!
(rick james bitch).

cigarette butts shit me but people of the non reflective variety driving their no reflective cars and throwing anything that they can find out of their window really annoys me , people throwing bricks and bottles at people should be shot .

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such is brake dust

Some tool threw gum on the my TMIC when it was parked in CPP in northbride a while back. couldnt get it off, so over time it just burnt thru the cooler core..idiots

Driving up the roe the other night, some 'tards in there bunky commonhore was throwing everythin ba the kitchen sink out the windows, i was following a fair way behind but still copped a half a cup of coffee over the front of the car... Luckily it hadnt been washed in a few weeks...

A few weeks ago, driving in a friends car. Some dropkicks (as bogan as they come) fly up beside us in their banger commo, and squirt the side of the car with sauce!

After we exchanged some words they proceeded to whip out a hammer and swing it around out the window before almost crashing into the car infront of them. Bogan SCUM.

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-Eliot

New Legislation just passed:

All sales of new and used Holden Commodores will be subject to a genetic purity test of the sale applicant. Sale applicants must not be genetically related to thier spouse. Sale applicants must not be the offspring of two genetically related parties.


***puts on flame suit***


I would support such a legislation change!

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RS Liberty - Because WRX's are only good for parts...

i mate of mine was on his bike with his g/f. he was comin around a fairly tight bend when for no reason the guy who was watering his front lawn turned the hose on him!

when he got to my place we jumped in a car and went back for a talk. it didnt happen again and im sure it never will.

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God is punishing me for all my past sins.