Do me a favour.... pronounce the word ALUMINIUM

In the words of Biffy Clyro "I pronounce it al-yoo-min-ee-um, 'cause there's an I next to the U and M"

Bahahaha... i've always wondered the same thing for all yankee's know the 'i' is silent

Roadworks with signs that say "10th to 14th of april"

Yet theyre still going on today. And the same roadworks that leave a massive ditch across the road with 60kph as the speed. At night. Didnt do anything to my poor baby :s but cant say the same for the poor fellow across the road who had to call in his mate with another spare so he could change both front tyres (he might have been speeding though )

And the dopey slut (sorry for the strong language) riding her bicycle yesterday across a busy road with no helmet... with her baby in the carrier with no helmet... with her 8 or 9 yr old daughter following close behind with no helmet either

And the turds that stormed up my lawn scaring the shit out of my wife and stole our solar lights.

people that damage cars in car parks and neglect to leave their insurance/contact details...if you manage to damage another car in a car park and don't realise, you shouldn't be driving a car

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That wasn't a U-turn! It was two consecutive right hand turns.

maybe they are at stage 1 away from leaving a note

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There's a hoon in every Typhoon

perhaps they're about to start a thread about being one stage away from leaving a note

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God gave us feet...so we could work the pedals properly

That wasn't a U-turn! It was two consecutive right hand turns.

^^^ LOLZ

because i'm a pom i say "shed-jul" my aussie mates at work say "sked-jul" pisses me right off

their argument to me is why don't i say "shool" instead of "skool" for the work school? i tell them they need to go back to shool

maybe they're 1 stage away from starting a thread about being 1 stage away from leaving a note.
hmm this could go on.

Things that shit me: the roadworks at the top of Welshpool Rd which started about... hmm let me check now... six decades ago. and are still not finished. Anyone remember when they modified that island at the intersection of welshpool and lesmurdie rd? was in tatters, un-finished and with cones everywhere for about 3 months! HOW HARD IS IT TO FINISH WHAT YOU START?
Who plans these things? Seriously.

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In terms of getting that close to the bollards, Ive only been with one other person that can drive like that" –Franz[/COLOR]
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last year when I went to Canada we passed through a town called Regina. I pronounced it rhyming like Ribena but Canadians pronounce it rhyming like vagina. Always had to stop myself cracking up laughing

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Far as roadworks go, they have no set timeframe it'd seem. They've screwed south street up for months now, and looks to be the same for at least another 6 months.