Sitting in my doctors waiting room for half an hour, finally getting called in, and literally walking out 30 seconds later.

What's the point of making an appointment at a particular time?

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It's at the corner of get a map, and fuck off

trying to rip out a nose hair and you JUST can't seem to get it

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MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm

Desgined BY Chinese, FOR Chinese...

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2016 Levorg GT-S
Old man spec.

After 8 eye watering attempts.

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Balls.

Actually getting the bastard then sneezing five times and having your eyes watering like a mofo.

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On my new Dirt Racer.....

Forgetting footy tipping

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[COLOR=Black]Liberty GT Spec B tuned 240 HP & 372 Nm at the hubs.[/COLOR] "Instead of banning high performance cars - ban low performance drivers"

When i bump the mixing tap in the shower with my arse.
Instantly turning the shower into either a hail storm or flame thrower.

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Balls.

When a friend calls me up at 7:30 in the morning distraught at relationship problems with her boyfriend.....
More of a slight annoyance really.

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On my new Dirt Racer.....

Tell her to come over and have a chat, then when she gets there PUT ONE THROUGH HER!

That will shut the bitch up!

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I doubt she'd shut up. That'd just make her scream.