Same here.

Lucky I've got some old VHS porn up in the cupboard from back in the day.

Wanking to chicks with a hairy bush takes a bit of getting used to again.

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Going on nearly 3 weeks now and Telstra (surprise surprise) still haven't managed to pull their heads out of their asses long enough to fix the phone line. Starting to think going down to their local office and shoving one of the handsets clear up their anal cavity might be a quicker way of getting something done. Telstra....where fucking shit up, is a way of life.

Got told time after time that my Internet and phone line was ready, had to wait 3 months while I was telling the pricks that it wasn't working with the same reply "Oh but sir it's working on our end" finally sent out an engineer to look at the site (my house) and there was a fault in the lines.. Typical engineers, say everything is fine whilst sitting behind a desk, until they come out to site and realise it's screwed.

Demand some compensation, I assume you're still paying for it?

Decided to drive the wrx to work today for the first time in 6~7 weeks, it hails...

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Dunno if this has already been mentioned, but there is what looks like a new fixed speed camera on the Kwinana Fwy, heading North, outside Fiona Stanley Hospital (just before South St). One facing forward and one facing backward to get you from both angles.

Just been installed this week I think, not sure if they are active yet.

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MY12 WRX Hatch

I don't really post here very often, started an account right when I was neck deep in study and working full time.

Anyway.

People who are so incompetent they can't even steal wheels correctly, but fuck up my wheel bolts. These had to be snapped off and replaced, at least I know it wasn't a bad alignment. It only got noticed because one of the guys at Maximum Motorsport managed to spot it.

-Losing my one and only set of keys
-Calling locksmiths/Subaru to find standard cost for 1 new replacement key rather north of $500

Definitely worth getting a spare key cut if you only have one. Little unnerving knowing some one could have have easily gained access to my car over the weekend.

Luckily i live in the middle of bump fuck no where.

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"All in relation to nothing. Nothing in relation to infinity. A central point to both, And infinitely far from understanding either."

Original key replacement is just short of rape ...

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This ^^

Whole new alarm, new key cut and coded all fitted and complete for $100 less than Subaru wanted to cut and code a new key to the old alarm....

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2005 WRX STI

Fk'n maggots...........

Worked from 7am monday morning coordinating a complete stocktake of the shop......

Finally got out of there early this morning, setting the alarm at 1:24am....a nice short 18hr day.

Then at exactly 1:27am some CUNT smashed the main front shop window (didn't get in due to barwork behind the glass) doing $3k worth of damage in the process.

Drove back to the shop.......waited for glaziers......glass replaced......drive home......3hrs sleep........go back to open the shop by 9am.

I'm sleep deprived, grumpy as fuck and fucking sick of these low life pieces of shit.........

We've had 5 attempted break-ins in 4 months- FFS so over it.

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