So I had the misfortune of finding some complete fucking retarded girls wallet with numerous bank cards, student cards and around $180 in cash. So thought I'd be a bit clever and see if she was on Facebook, bingo! Only one for Perth, so sent her a message telling her I'd found her wallet. And this is the email thread:


April 8 at 5:08pm
Hi Teagan, not sure if this is the right person, but I found your wallet on Clarkson Avenue. I live in Tapping if you want to pick it up.

Jaimie

Teagan
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April 9 at 2:27pm
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oh ok thenn shitt


Teagan
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April 10 at 5:35pm
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yeahh its me wallet and i kinda need it bak aye... so how can i get it frm u???

Jaimie
April 11 at 7:36am
hey, I'm in tapping u can pick it from me or I can post it to u.

Teagan
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April 11 at 10:15am
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urmm ok thenn....


Jaimie
April 11 at 11:20pm
I'll post it to u on tuesday when I get back to work. That Ok? Whats your address?

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Teagan
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Today at 3:54pm
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urmmm ok thenn "
yeahh i kinda need it. when ya sendin it

Jaimie
Today at 6:57pm
Well where should I post it too?? I'm really busy. Just remember I'm doing you a favour. I could quite easily have just chucked it in the bin. Show a bit of appreciation.

Jaimie
Today at 7:55pm
Just get your parents to contact me, I will deal with them instead.

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yeahh im glad that ur not chukin it nd all....


Jaimie
Today at 9:59pm
How do I post it to you? I don't have your address? I can send it to Joondalup Police station and you pick it up from there if you prefer.

Teagan
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Today at 10:04pm
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urmmm r u close to st.stephens??

Jaimie
Today at 10:08pm
not really

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Today at 10:13pm
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ok thenn
urmmm u cant tlk to me mum coz she drunk off her face....
wat side st.stephens u on???

Jaimie
Today at 10:15pm
What do you want me to do with your wallet? It has $180 in it. Do you actually want it back? If so provide me with an address so I can send it to you or I can send it to Joondalup Police Station and you pick it from there.

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Today at 10:18pm
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Do that cunt an ill get some1 to sort u out ay.wots yr number


Jaimie
Today at 10:21pm

I'm not sure if you really get what I'm saying. I found your wallet. It has lots of money in it. What the fuck do you want me to do with it!? Don't you want it. It has all your student cards, bank cards etc etc.


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Today at 10:28pm
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Are you fuckin slow. I sed send it tp me.

Hahahaha!

Do a template -

"please fill this out.. since you're slow and havent answered first question"

House number:_____
Street name:______
Suburb______
Postcode_____

and keep a few $$ for the troubles.

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Also after "Do that cunt an ill get some1 to sort u out ay.wots yr number"

i'd just delete the facebook - take the cash - hand in wallet to police station - obviously she's from a quality background - and she LOVES going to the cop station

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Everyone should add her as a friend and advise her that someone has found her wallet... or even better... set up a group and invite all her friends then paste the above into the info about the group!

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TEAM オレンジ

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hahahah lets all send her the same as the first message ans see how much she wigs out..

Is it the brunette with curly hair she has a friend in common with me.. I feel special

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lmfao... dude u earnt that $180 its urs take it lmao

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Not speeding Officer........Qualifying.

Lol keep the cash and burn the wallet. What an idiot.

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Fark what a looper!!!

Put the crack pipe down honey!!

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She has to put the 3 kids down first

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TEAM オレンジ

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I'd have thrown it in the bin at the first sign of poor English.