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Test driving the VW scirocco today.... the question is can i go from awd back to fwd.
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Not so much happy, but I got a good giggle out of it after talking to my mate on the phone.
He lives in Melbourne with a 2011 wrx hatch and he decided to do the red / smoked overlays on his rear tailights, wanted me to do the smoked indicators to mine - told him nah, not worth the attention from the police etc. Told me I was a pussy, cops dont care about that shit....blah blah blah - usual mate ribbing. Anyways, he got pulled over at a booze bus last night and while he was blowing in the bag, another cop was checking his car over (he blew 0.00). The other cop came over and told him his smoked overlays were illegal. My mate piped up and tried to convince them they were "factory". The cop told him to get out of the car, and follow him - 2 cars up was their unmarked WRX hatch. The cop said they must have missed his at the factory LOL. But instead of giving him a yellow, they said they would come by his house in a day or two to make sure he had taken off the smoked overlay on the indicators and asked about where to get the red overlays. So they were pretty cool about it...... |
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The last lot of tools that I ordered arrived today
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He was lucky Brendon.
Was at a VERO assessment centre days ago - 4 yellow damaged cars? Out of 12? Asked an assessor, "they can't ALL be before the accident yellows...". The cops that attend accidents are putting yellows on vehicles to meet "quota". Didn't wan't to believe the reply.
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Pics don't seem to be loading?
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girlfriend: "I think I will take pole-dancing-fitness classes to get fit again"
me: "Are you sure?" ***reverse phycology*** girlfriend: "yeah, I think it will be hard to do but good fun" me: "OK, its your decision, and remember, if you need someone to help you practise I will be more then happy to instruct you" girlfriend: "your going to enjoy this arn't you?" me: "If I say yes does that mean you wont do it?" girlfriend: "no, I am doing it either way" me: "Its a pretty good idea, its up there with who ever thought of cutting bread into slices and who ever discovered that women belong in the kitchen" girlfriend: "Ohhhhh..." ***SMACK, BAM, PUNCH*** MORAL OF THE STORY: I now have a dead arm, leg and can't really feel the side of my face from the slap that I was given, but the idea of having a portable pole/exotic dancer = PRICELESS
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Pictures of girlfriend on pole don't seem to be loading...
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Yeah. well I wish I could share but.... A) she hasn't started yet and B) she would shove the camera SOOOOOO far up my arse every time I farted it would be a KODAK moment!
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Surely she has a fb, just link us to that.
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