Get all the funny jokes in one spot...

other thread with funny stuff: http://www.perth-wrx.com/vb/showthre...ht=email+funny

i'll start...

Molly the Camel- THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the

Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a

camel hitched up behind the mess tent.



He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant

said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no

women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly

The Camel."



The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand

about 'urges', so the camel can stay."



About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy

with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's

done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"



"No not really, sir ... They usually just ride the camel into town where

the girls are".

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Q. Wats brown and sticky?....






A. A Stick...

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AHAHAH classic!!!

a Kiwi joke...


What's a Hindu?

Lays eggs

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05 STi

Those funny Americans
The following are a sampling of REAL (so we are told) answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A. Always wear a condom.

Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car.

Q. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A. Be too shit faced to find your keys.

Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A. The colour.

Q. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A. Heavy psychedelics.

Q. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A. Carry loaded weapons.

Q. Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A. It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis.

I ask "do u want more sex"?

"No" she replies, "I'm just admiring your cock... I really miss mine."

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Speed doesn't kill. Suddenly becoming stationary does!

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing
into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said.
"I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.

You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"

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THE MANOGRAM

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"Women think they are clever because they can fake orgasms.
Big deal!!. Men can fake a whole relationship just for a fuck."