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BALISTC · #**561** 12-07-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misswrxy

Perhaps try shopping for a new one rather than your old pre-owned might help ?

However cars and the right women are actually so alike in some ways:-

The best ones have low miles, like to be regularly serviced, like to be shiny, well maintained and presented, a new set of shoes every so often to ensure good traction,
Love it when you drive them fast and hard, the more you drive them the more experience you get, love to be taken out of town every once in a while, especially during the holidays, when looked after right she will purr at the right note, appreciates a specialised detailing, however only Premium Grade fuel should be pumped in to enhance ones performance, a loyal one won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road and all they ask for in return is some TLC, always cold in the morning but can be warmed up very quickly, both come with warning lights – you just have to be smart enough to know which one requires attention, note it will get upset being left in the garage too long, and doesn’t like the idea of being replaced with the neighbors Jaguar....
One way or another you need to take care show them TLC and remember just throwing yourself behind the wheel, sticking the key in and turning the ignition may not get her to go, stalling will occur…im just saying….

Also, with certain cars that are particularly awesome, you can put your schlong in the exhaust pipe.

MISSWRXYSTi · #**562** 12-07-2011, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BALISTC

Also, with certain cars that are particularly awesome, you can put your schlong in the exhaust pipe.

You soooo better get a tag associated with That comment !
Hahaha

magic1 · #**563** 12-07-2011, 02:40 PM

http://www.ihana.com/images/rangey_love.jpg
like this?

MISSWRXYSTi · #**564** 12-07-2011, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magic1

http://www.ihana.com/images/rangey_love.jpg

like this?

LOL !! Freakish ! and so much ewwwww

GTB Liberty · #**565** 12-07-2011, 02:48 PM

That is SOOOOOOOOO WRONG ^^^^^^

perthzed · #**566** 12-07-2011, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misswrxy

LOL !! Freakish ! and so much ewwwww

Bite me. I've had a haircut and lost weight since that photo.

pete gopal · #**567** 12-07-2011, 03:28 PM

NSFW worning would have been good

ImPreSiV · #**568** 12-07-2011, 03:37 PM

posts edited. Tristo, link the URL, not in IMG tags if its NSFW :P

Wozzernux · #**569** 12-07-2011, 04:38 PM

Fucking rofl @ TJ's mspaint efforts, haven't laughed so hard in a while bhahaha

LadyinRed · #**570** 12-07-2011, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teejay

Better?

Was going to add a video camera and tripod but I figure the one you use is outside her window?

Looking forward to going home for a free tripod!

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