you ran into ppl like that in:
sales ppl in shopping centres in singapore
street hawkers in bali
indian town or little india in every asian country (especially the "my friend" bit)
[QUOTE=D1josh]He loves to refer to me and the rest of the team here as "boss" thanks boss, cheers boss, how are ya boss, SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT, im not your boss and i hate that word get a new one!!! Especially annoying when he uses it on the phone to clients, highly unproffessional sounding.

The next one in his vocab is 'my friend'... Im not your friend, nor do i have any desire to be your friend so stop calling me that or people may get the wrong idea and then im going to have to rip your head off and shit down your neck :)

The next doozy, he said 'for sure' SO many goddamn times i decided to count it... In a ten minute conversation with a potential client on the phone (i started counting at about the 7-8 minute mark) he said "for sure" FIFTEEN FUCKING TIMES. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!
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he just said 'my friend' four times whilst on a 2 second fone call with someone. Close to throwing this glass at his bald head

Few funny things to try,

Sign people up to Pussymail.com

Go round the office asking people if they got your e-mail about the viagra and ask if they want to buy some!
(works equally well with penis enlargement)

Remind people how your read their e-mail every day, and tell bob you know about the girl thats "Hot and ready" for him "Right now!!"

Shutdown peoples computers remotely and leave a msg on their screen "You no longer have the intelligence to run this program, the system will now shut down"

If someone comes to you with a problem, tell them it's an ID10T error.

Only restore stuff from backup to people that bribe you!

Swap peoples keys on their keyboard.

I used to work with this guy that would read other peoples email constantly, go poking through their personal shit, stuff that just shouldn't be done.

Such a dickhead... gave the entire IT department a really, really bad name.

i think everyones workplace has at least one annoying person.

the guy i work with, well closest with, is annoying as hell, all he does is complain!! like we alternate shift each week, doing mornings at 7am one week and then the arvo shift at 2pm the other week, wen i come in at 2pm all i do is hear him complain about how busy he was this morning and then he will just go on and on and on and complain about anything and everything, im just like, dude i have to put up with it too every second week so shut the fuck up!!

also he is one of those people that just cant stop sweating even if its freezing, he'd sweat in antarctica ffs! so i fkn hate touching stuff after him, espcially stuff like fones and keyboards n the mouse etc, its fkn disgusting.

yeah, It was only ment as a joke :(

I on the other hand, have to sometimes. I work at a school and the students know they their e-mail isn't private because of bullying issues and even then I only read it if their has been a complaint.

I would never read a staff members e-mail!

my boss annoyed me so much I ended up quitting :D

I must have done something to piss him off coz he would come in to office and literally ignore me all day... and other sorts of carrying-on...

most satisfying thing I did in the 8 months I was there was handing in resignation letter !

hmm now I just gots to find another job ! hahah

I worked for a company that NEVER, EVER paid me on time. Always at least 2 days later. Once I worked for two weeks without pay.

I used to worry about coming to work to find the doors padlocked up and stuff.

Talk about working for an arsehole.

on the original topic. Maybe you need to take a leaf out of BOFH's book
[url]http://members.iinet.com.au/~bofh/bofh/bofh1.html[/url]

Loads more if you google them and most IT support guys can relate to him and take some hints!!