All i can say bones is if she had two brain cells to rub together, she wouldn't be a receptionist now would she lol

Excuse me mate, i dont know who the fuck you are but maybe you should retract your comment. My wife is a Receptionist, and i bet if there's not others here employed in that profession, partners of other members are.

Never worked in an office?

Same has been said for security guards / patrol officers...

Deffinatly true for this lady now... She wasn't to bad until her probation time ran out... Now rather then ask what she should do about something or use common sense she either does nothing or trys to push it off to some other poor bastard in the office which is not there responsibility.

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Calm down, was a statement made accross the board lol and yep, same has been said about security / patrol guards. Don't see me getting my knickers in a knot though do you.

We had a guy work for us up in Port Hedland through a temp agency. Anyways the job finished and he left. No animosity etc. His last day was 2nd July. Anyways we get the monthly invoice through from the employment agency today and this guy has been submitting a timesheet every week since 2/7/10. Forged signature so he has been getting paid. So far the employment agency has paid him something like $12k. The agency has already said we are not liable and the poilce are involved but one would have to wonder that this is not the first time he has done it.

Brendon

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LOL sounds like a guy with initiative

should give him a job

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I have an inept assistant.

The idea being that he will do my admin work so I can focus on the problem solving and billable work. He has been with the company 20 years so his actions today left me both frustrated and angry.

We were made aware that today we would have a fire drill, we were instructed to turn off our computers and stay at our desks until instructed otherwise once the alarm was sounded.

In the late afternoon the alarm did sound. I began to shut down my computer to my assistants cries of 'why bother, too hard. Will take too long to reboot'. I ignored him. I then turned around to my boss some 20 seconds later yelling at him to come back and return to his desk. The assistant had wandered off down the hall. I can only presume to investigate the alarm.

I must stress that at this point the 'hypothetical' danger source had not been broadcast so he could of been walking into danger. Worse, he could have opened a door which could of released fire/gas/other into the section of the building where we awaiting fire warden instructions.

The assistant ignoring instruction from bosses and the fire warden eventually wanders back. We then poorly evacuate the building.

I am angry because in a real danger situation this person could have put my life in danger.

I think this effort deserves 'fuktard employee of the day'.

They had a fire drill where my wife works and the fire warden ushered everyone into a lift and out an electric front door instead of using the fire escape.....D'oh!

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