Ok, I don't know if any of you guys in here are of a musical bent, but I play a bit. Guitar, drums, bit of bass, ukulele, mandolin.....it's fun. I sing fairly well too if I may massage my own ego a bit.
Anyhoo, my problem is that over the last few years/relationships the ladies ask me to lear/play really gay songs for them.
I mean I'll do almost anything for the pussy but faggy songs is just pushing it a bit too far.
I had to learn 'You're beautiful' by James Blunt and 'You've had a bad Day' by Daniel Powter.
I've just been asked to learn a song by a band called 'Train' called 'Hey Soul Sister'.

And it's really really gay. In a very gay way.

Why can't the girlies ever say, 'could you learn War Pigs for me? It's my favourite song and it gets me really wet!'

This will get them "wet" every time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw

You wanna get girls wet? Notorious B.I.G. "Fuckin You Tonight".

Only if they're a bit gangsta though

NWA a bitch is a bitch gets them everytime...

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Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't Shit.

pac, whatz ya phone no.

GREAT song!!

Slayer and Soulfly get my missus going. She does have an SS torana Though LOL!
and she loves war pigs, but the faith no more version. Mike Patton is my biggest competiton after Travis Pastrana.

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Yes baby, I could be in the shed for a while!

does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his arse with a fluffy white rabit

what can you play on a ukelele that doesn't sound gay??

Spiders shit me. Left the car window open just a crack overnight and there is a big web on the seat the next morning with the little fucker hiding inside the seat belt latch

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