Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

If brains were BP Ultimate 98, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. Does your train of thought have a caboose? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are.

Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Nah, of course you would.

In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

dude ben can afford a sequential box or two of the holinger kind.

Ease up buddy, just some joking around

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-Eliot

Good work new material. Copy and paste it from a website did ya. Clever Lad.

You're smarter than me, you're bigger than me but come tomorrow, I'll still be able to shave looking in a mirror.

Grow up Buy Eyed insecure, flacid retard!

yeah i know fred i was just stiring him up

and lol a joes epic novel of an insult

very funny joe..

hahaha all these nebies try and run the joint... go home

Geez what have we here? Bit of flaming going on. Sweet.

You are an egregiously decadent rapscallion and a fiendish, Internet-addicted mass of loathsome repulsiveness.

Thou qualling ill-breeding fustilarian!

Ballistic did you swallow a Thesaurus?

Yes, yes I did