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ALEX. · #**151** 24-11-2009, 07:56 PM

Hello all

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattmy99

Wow, read a few posts above?
It was a simple comment, no need to start crying about it.
I'm going to take the advise in your signature, and not bother argueing.

Also, Craig, how did you do the "not equal to" symbol mate?

It's 'advice' in this case, just to be an ass and stir the pot.

Or is that 'arse'? And of course 'argueing' is actually 'arguing'.

*Tripple checked spelling, grammar and punctuation to make sure I doesn't become a target myself*

FUCK! A tense shift! Grrrr *edit edit edit*

And Matt, as for the "not equal" symbol, you can use a combination of keys to get different characters from the same button. EG: the '+'/'=' key has those two symbols when you hold shift, but also you can get '×' by holding Ctrl + Alt when you press it. Holding Ctrl + Alt + Shift gives you '÷'. Experiment with all the different letters, numbers and punctuation marks!

PS: I'm all 'good grammar'd out, so from now on i shall return to my usual, haphazard way od writing and spelling things (un-corrected keyboard errors included). teh coolness is apparent yay!!!!!!1!!!

wawa · #**152** 24-11-2009, 08:07 PM

hehe the grammar and spelling police are out in force today.

bumpstop · #**153** 24-11-2009, 08:17 PM

This thread is starting to get rather interesting, if we need some spelling and grammar tips then get Carly to chime in

lol

wawa · #**154** 24-11-2009, 08:22 PM

rofl bumpstop, ahhh trying to remember who the comedian was that poked fun at 'text talk' or perhaps more appropriately spelt 'txt tlk'. Robin Williams I think? Hilarious to watch.

DAN682 · #**155** 24-11-2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALEX.

Hello all

It's 'advice' in this case, just to be an ass and stir the pot.

Or is that 'arse'? And of course 'argueing' is actually 'arguing'.

*Tripple checked spelling, grammar and punctuation to make sure I doesn't become a target myself*

FUCK! A tense shift! Grrrr *edit edit edit*

And Matt, as for the "not equal" symbol, you can use a combination of keys to get different characters from the same button. EG: the '+'/'=' key has those two symbols when you hold shift, but also you can get '×' by holding Ctrl + Alt when you press it. Holding Ctrl + Alt + Shift gives you '÷'. Experiment with all the different letters, numbers and punctuation marks!

PS: I'm all 'good grammar'd out, so from now on i shall return to my usual, haphazard way od writing and spelling things (un-corrected keyboard errors included). teh coolness is apparent yay!!!!!!1!!!

Ner nerrr*!!!! It should be don't or do not.

*Please note Ner nerrr is not a word.

mattmy99 · #**156** 24-11-2009, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALEX.

And Matt, as for the "not equal" symbol, you can use a combination of keys to get different characters from the same button. EG: the '+'/'=' key has those two symbols when you hold shift, but also you can get '×' by holding Ctrl + Alt when you press it. Holding Ctrl + Alt + Shift gives you '÷'. Experiment with all the different letters, numbers and punctuation marks!

/end gramma nazi

Kool thx dan.
or is that "kewl"? meh.

teejay · #**157** 24-11-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phizzle

Keepin it real for all my homies

Fuck your relax. (c) tj 2006

Better?

Fixed

TROLLEY · #**158** 24-11-2009, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattmy99

Wow, read a few posts above?
It was a simple comment, no need to start crying about it.
I'm going to take the advise in your signature, and not bother argueing.

Also, Craig, how did you do the "not equal to" symbol mate?

start > run > charmap

apg39 · #**159** 11-12-2009, 10:06 AM

Not really an 'employee'...One of my tenants (I’m a Property Manager) sent a SMS on Wednesday arvo...’will be 30 mins late’...had no idea what she was on about so I just ignored it.

Last night she sent me another SMS...’He slept at the end of the bed all night, not getting up until this morning, played on the beach and came home for a shower & feed. Made a mess on the carpet though. He is awesome.’... WTF???

2 seconds later she sends a MMS with a picture of a Great Dane puppy sitting on her lounge.

...What a complete imbecile. She lives in a property which strictly does not allow pets, and she sends her Property Manager SMS’s by accident telling me she has a dog AND she has it inside AND he’s doing doo-doo’s on the carpet.

Her stupidity cannot be measured by any instrument in this universe.

Epic facepalm.

DAN682 · #**160** 11-12-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apg39

Not really an 'employee'...One of my tenants (I’m a Property Manager) sent a SMS on Wednesday arvo...’will be 30 mins late’...had no idea what she was on about so I just ignored it.

Last night she sent me another SMS...’He slept at the end of the bed all night, not getting up until this morning, played on the beach and came home for a shower & feed. Made a mess on the carpet though. He is awesome.’... WTF???

2 seconds later she sends a MMS with a picture of a Great Dane puppy sitting on her lounge.

...What a complete imbecile. She lives in a property which strictly does not allow pets, and she sends her Property Manager SMS’s by accident telling me she has a dog AND she has it inside AND he’s doing doo-doo’s on the carpet.

Her stupidity cannot be measured by any instrument in this universe.

Epic facepalm.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Spot inspection coming right up??

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