These should be in the "Things that make me happy thread"

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I've only ever met one Swede and I didn't see her teeth because my cock was in her mouth.

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I thought that was because she was 80 and removed her falsies before starting

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Gum-job

reminds me of that scene from yes man

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I would have seen those on the bedside cabinet though.

Cant believe lad has mentioned swedes and teeth. Fuck that you poof you're supposed to be looking at their tits and asses.

And if you are looking at the guys then refer to my above statement.

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You've never been laid have you son, although you do seem to be an expert at sucking teejay's cock

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Don't get me wrong guys nothing better than a wood fire in winter but I don't see the need for them in heavily populated suburbs like Carlisle where the smoke hangs like a blanket due to the amount of people using wood fires. I grew up in Dawesville and we had a wood fire, I love visiting my folks in winter but as a person who is highly allergic to household dust mites I need to air the house out daily to reduce the amount of dust mites and it really doesn't help coming home to find the house full of smoke. If they all had extended stacks it wouldn't be an issue.

Jester we have the wind out windows so unless the burglars are contortionists it's unlikely that they would be able to get in

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knock on the door and tell them that your house gets smoked out when the fire is on and could they please look at putting an extended stack on the roof... all you can do is ask...

as per the following csb:

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My neighbours have rented their house out. Those that have been to my house know I live in a parapet to parapet house so the whole length of both my walls down my property back on to houses. Never had an issue with hearing neighbours before. There were 4 adults living next door before, never heard a peep. Anyway, they moved out, rented the house out to Pommy bloke, his wife and 2 kids (10ish)

Since they moved in, nothing but noise, kicking balls against the wall which backs on to my 3 month old daughters room, waking her up, throwing things against the back fence which is my fence too, riding scooters up and down the hallway, running thru the hall at 10pm at night etc etc..

finally last night, I lost my shit, stormed over there. Took me 5 mins and 10 hard knocking attempts to get them to come to the door (clearly, they were making too much noise) I explained I had a 3 month old child and that since they moved in, I have heard every move they've made. At which point, they smacked the children over the back of the head, and made them apologise to me.

Since last night, not a peep from them. It' can't hurt to ask!

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Burkes been laid...just ask Russ.

XT43's biceps are bigger than my head. I would consider that piece of information before I started calling anyone a cock sucker.