"Seen a couple of old VeeDubs in England with Porsche engines in them......"
Yeh thats what they do on the auto barns

Ive been taught by the master himself, you

like you making up excuses for months on end as to why your poxy rav 4 couldn't get up a dune by the old banger landcruiser i was driving managed it..

"i didn't want to let my tyres down"

"my stezza was on"

"im a big fat pink shirt wearing poofter with my colar up"

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the Autobahn is in Germany, not England.

I'm sure theres a few embrassed commodore owners out there who have been handed the chop by the 323 when it is running well

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MY93 Impreza GX 1.8L, 0hp, 0nm

Was not my most embarrasing race, But my mate had this VL Dunnydoor that he thought was everything. It was an ex pursuit car and did go alright for a big fat barge...

Anyway we were down Douro (spelling) road in freo turning onto Cockburn road. This Purple bunky looking RX3 pulls up beside us and my mate started giving this dude shit, didnt know what it was. I said to my mate that he was going to get his ass handed to him.

Anyway lights go green, my mate boots it and this RX3 just fuckn SMOKES him like not by a little bit.. By a fuckload! and was it LOUD!! it was fuckn crazy loud!

anyway, my mate with his typical nothing will ever beat my dunnydoor attitude blamed the loss on his air/fuel ratios into his carby..

It was just impressive on how quick this mazda was.

My most embarrasing race was up against a suzuki sierra when I was in my old mans 71 Corvette. It was a 454 with the 4 speed muncee (spelling) anyway, lined up on pinjarra road, bunny hop it (I blame it on my weak legs and big fuck off manual clutch in the vette, but more like I was 17 on P plates and not meant to be driving the car heheh) anyway this guy got the jump, I quickly caught up to him, popped 2nd, went sideways and spun it around in the opposite direction. Anyway it looked like I was supposed to do it.. I swear



VS

Haha! That's a good one.

Hmm, how long ago was this?, and what plates did the rx3 have on it, if you remember, eg where they personalised plates?

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Sitting at the lights late one night 1am or so, few cars round decide fuck it, i'll just give it some shit, anyways take a quick gander at other car around nothing too sus, drop the clutch when it goes green, redline 2nd, bout 120 in 3rd then just strait into 5th start slowing down, suddenly realise that oh no, i forgot to look in the rear view, no sooner do a think that then those wonderfull blue and red lights turn on. I pull over and wind down my window to have the cop come right up and shout through my window, "What the FUCK where you thinking".

Hmm.. when i had a Civic in my earliest days of driving, i had a lancer speed past me on Morley Dve quite late at night. I gave chase and finally caught up and went past him, so i proclaimed it as a win. Would've been my first week of owning the car and was just showing off to a mate. Anyway, i slow down to give thumbs up and the guy is holding a police badge up against his window and pointing for me to pull over. Gave me a few words n that and said goodbye. Was an off duty guy racing home to get in time for a soccer game.

good to see the police officer setting a good example by SPEEDING

far out it would have been atleast 3-4 years ago and it did have personalised plates