Friday Funnies Thread

[werticusness]

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her............

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.....

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food??

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My doctor referred me to a urologist. To my surprise, the urologist was a female, beautiful, and unbelievably sexy looking. She told me that I had to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you.'

[SPEC IV]

ROFL... those two are fricken classic!!!

[slappy]

[Cooper89]

lmao wtf??

[slappy]

[ALEX.]

fuk a duk.

[MadDocker]

Start of a new internet sensation?

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...2010-a-101884/

[DAN682]

Originally Posted by KouNtS_UtM

Start of a new internet sensation?

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...2010-a-101884/

[ALEX.]

I said it a year ago and I'll say it now:

fuk a duk.

[waxdass]