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Here's another riddle:

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and Jenskii. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
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sheep eats hay, wolf eats sheep...fakin wolf jumps on the boat, bob is your uncle
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Here's another riddle:

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and Jenskii. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot myself twice to be sure !
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Here's another riddle:

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and Jenskii. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot Jenskii twice.
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Old 23-09-2011, 02:19 PM
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We have a winner! Aim for the face too... or the boobs... either way = profit.

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Shoot Jenskii twice.
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Shoot Jenskii twice.
Bingo! If the rapist was desperate enough I'd probably let him do his thang with her then a couple to the back of the head.
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Bringing back the Friday Funnies thread... I like this! Time for a rename though!

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Still rather Shoot Myself twice !!

Murderer would kill me anyway ...
Rapist probably too busy throwing up from Jenskii
Couldnt stand being trapped in whole with JENSKII
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wtf happened to her? i bet someone gave her one or two and now she's gone
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No-one is that desperate.. surely?

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