Our BP ones are limited to 91 only because our fleet has no vehicles that require premium. Our supervisor cards are open though - but are audited monthly and any non 91 fuel expenses chased down for explanation.

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Site specific fuel cards would never work for us.

Ahh well, I will stick with my exception reports.. Which look like this for anybody that cares.

Please find attached Exception Report for Account 11111111 for 10/08/2009.

Regards,

Retail Decisions Pty Ltd

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Exception Report for Account 111111111 for 10/08/2009

Exception Report Criteria:
Reporting Level Account
Transaction Volume Limit 10


Card No Vehicle Rego Merchant No Merchant Name Transaction Date Transaction Time Product Amount Litres Odometer Exception Reason(s)
111111111 13270 BP SILVER SANDS 07/08/2009 12:34 DIESEL 48.67 38.35 Trans. Volume Limit Exceeded

Having a wheel aligner drive off the 4 poster hoist with one of the heads still attached to the wheel...

ROFL at some idiots out there !!

prolly the dumbest thing anyone heres done thank fuck is our office manager trying to get our front door lock to stop sticking.. usually takes a few hard turns to unlock so she decides to dry lube it with graphite from a pencil.. not a bad idea really if she used the graphite only, but she just jammed the pencil into the keyhole getting splinters and all sorts of shit stuck in it so the door cant even be locked..
she then decides to rinse it out with beer which doesnt work either.. net result 6pm friday door wont lock so she has to wait for a 24 hr locksmith and pay for it all to be replaced etc haha..
nowhere near as bad as some on here tho haha

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I like her idea of the beer though. Good Office Manager. However some people would suggest that this is Alcohol abuse!

Here's some more job whingeing - www.disgruntledhuman.com

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guy at work the other day drove a good 20k's with a flat front tyre,
dont ask me how he didnt notice
started a tyre fire burnt one of our brand new landcruisers down to the chassis
written warning nothing more has been said about it
lucky barstard
i think he kept driving because he didnt know how to change a tyre
this was all on a gravel road too

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Seems a shame he wasn't still in it.

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Sundowners????

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I had one guy drive home drunk as 10 men on Tuesday night and he got an absolute dressing down about it. Anyways he took off to the pub again at lunch time today with some clients and has left his vehicle in our yard to come and grab it tonite. I have parked him in and am going to take his keys and phone off him and tell him to go and work at another site close to his home on labourers wages for a month. Maybe then he will realise I am serious.

Brendon

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